#1. Big Women Deserve Big Love.
Because of size-discrimination and racist/sizist manosphere bloggers like Heartiste, BBWs have a very hard time finding real men that have the proper credentials to handle their larger equipment in the bedroom. BBWs are an acquired taste. They need men with patience and experience in the unique art of super-sized-seduction. So If you have a big cock (black guys) and have the desire to hit it, it’s your duty. Save the whales motherfucker!
#2. They Are More Desperate for Sex: Get Your Notch Count Up Brothers.
So you walk into a bar and call it a night because you can’t find a girl under 170 pounds? You’re a bitch. You’ve failed at being a man. If anything, you have the advantage because BBWs are insecure about their body image. Make them feel good by doing the right thing. Fuck them up: they need they’re pussies wrecked. You get bonus points from her for finding her pussy. It’s never been easier to get your notch count in the 3 digits.
#3. You Live in the United States.
If this country gets any fatter it’s going to sink into the ocean, so it’s time to learn to swim. In other words, that means goin’ with the flow and fucking fat women. If this continent actually does sink, your BBW fling can double as a flotation device — provided she doesn’t somehow weigh more than the water she displaces.
#4. BBWs Are More Submissive.
See reasons #1 and #2: the dating market is an economic market, and fat women are in great supply. They need you more than you need them.
I love making fat white bitches my sex slaves, it’s the ultimate revenge for slavery. Send them to my pigpen. Amen.
Picking up BBWs is liking getting Burger King: have it your way.
#5. They Give Better Head.
Because they’re hungry. She probably uses a corndog as a dildo, imagine what she’ll do to your dick after you put some mustard on it. Ask her if she likes Hershey kisses and you got easy rimjobs.
#6. Bigger Ass and Titties.
You like a big ass? You like big titties? I can hear you say hell yeah! Amen.
She’s got thick slabs of flesh that need a good flossing. Gotta clean ‘em out.
#7. They All Love Video Games.
Now what man on earth doesn’t want a girl that likes to play video games? Come on man, you know regular dates are bullshit. You’d rather just play video games and fuck than take her to the movies to see some hollywood remake. Wouldn’t we all? Well guess what, that’s exactly what she wants too! That and lots of food. But hey, you like 7-11 nachos too, right? Sounds like a win-win-win (triple win) situation right there. Play video games, eat, and fuck!
Now quit being a bitch when you can have it your way. Time to hit up the big pussy. A new notch is better than a new Xbox live achievement. Trust me on this.
And again, big bitches love video games. They gotta do something after fucking and eating, shit.
#8. Using Food Instead Of Money = Legal Prostitution.
Why pay for sex when you can make a nice meal? It’s cheaper and less humiliating than handing her dollar bills. She’s hungry, and if you can feed her, she’s going to spread ‘em. Sometimes you have to force the food in her mouth, but as long as it gets in there you’ve won half the battle to the pussy.
#9. You Get Discounts on Electric Wheelchairs and Motorized Scooters.
Anywhere you go where they sell wheelchairs and motorized scooters, you get a discount. I buy them all the time, though I don’t need them for myself. Rather, I buy them for my game, it’s just part of my logistical tool set. I have a collection of wheelchairs I bought cheap. As I always say, “always have a spare wheelchair, just in case the first one breaks.”
Also you get free handicapped parking too. As long as you are escorting (or corralling) hoards of fat mammoth hoes, you don’t need a legitimate handicapped sign in your windshield. Fuck the system.
#10. It Will Improve Your Cooking.
In Big Game, you gotta feed your bitches. And you have to get better at it each time if you want to progress and get easier big bangs.
Recently I made cannolis for a special BBW… With cum filling.
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