Why big women prefer Brothers

If you ask me, Fat is the new black; and all these Fat, Big Beautiful Women want is acceptance. They just want to be accepted, no matter what their size is, rather than be discriminated against. And let me tell you somethin’, discrimination is the consequence of racism — where there’s cornbread, there’s chicken, and where there’s discrimination there’s racism. But if you think racism is only about color, you’re probably a racist and don’t even know it yet. Racism is like a shape shifting monster that’s hiding in a dark room, waiting to rape you. It can transform itself into discrimination against someone’s culture/religion, sexual-orientations, and in this case: shape and size. This is why we have the Fat Acceptance Movement and places like Reddit, it’s like the underground railroad for fat people.

Often big women are discriminated against because of their size: men turn them down, employers turn them down, flight attendants kick them out of the plane because they take up more seating than they purchased… All that hassling, but they never bother getting to know the BBW and how beautiful she is on the inside. It’s discrimination out of ignorance, it’s Fascism against fat. Sometimes men are so cruel that they will actually get drunk and hook up with these big beautiful beasts, only to run off once they’ve sobered up, and laugh about it with their buddies. It’s a hump and dump game, but without any feeding; and that is no way to treat these gentle giants — a real man at least feeds his bitches.

This is where Black men come in. When a fat (white) woman sees a brother, she sees a man that understands what it’s like to be hated, to feel discriminated against, and she sees this as a man she can vibe with, that will feel her, empathizing with her struggle. It’s also an opportunity for her to get some dick. She sees black men as opportunist of ass, taking every opportunity for it, because they believe in accepting people. She knows brother’s typically love big thick asses too 😉

Anyway, the point is… they know that we know that they know that we both love eating at McDonald’s. Now not all brother’s love fat girls, but a disproportionately larger number of us will hit that BBW pussy, whereas most wussy-ass white/asian boys unwittingly discriminate against fat ass. It’s thanks to black guys (yours truly) that are showing the way to empowerment and self-acceptance, helpin’ fat women to embrace their bodies and love themselves. Without us, being a fat woman would be so much more painful; every fat hoe would be forced to buy into the fascist Hollywood stereotypes of beauty — huffing and puffing at the gym as she turns into a twig. Every good, fat accepting black man is a fat bitch’s Harriet Tubman, showing her the way through the underground railroad to fat acceptance dick. Amen, A-fucking-men…

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Accepting Acceptance: because we are all God’s children

God loves all sizes

As many of you have noticed, there’s been a huge, heavy movement within feminism for Fat Acceptance. As you know, yours truly is all up in that shit with support: one fat pussy at a time baby. However, there is one thing that the “fat acceptance” women have got all wrong: their movement has failed to return the love to us Chubby Chasers (there’s no Chubby Chaser Acceptance). Now tell me, how could Fat Acceptance even exist without Chubby Chaser love and Feederism? What other group is going to feed them and fuck them?  As you can see from comments in my blog, I have already gotten some anti-chubster hate for my feedin’ N’ breedin’ lifestyle. What dumb bitches…. Anyway, I think it’s re-DICK-ulous; Or maybe they really hate me because I’m black 😦  There’s been a lot of racism going on around the blogosphere too, lately — I sometimes wonder if it is all my fault as a big black dick owner. These white nationalists are afraid I’m giving fat white girls what they really want. They can all go to hell in a cheese basket. Let me tell you something, Hitler was definitely not a chubby chaser. At his deathcamps, the only Twinkies they served were laced with vitamin Zyklon-B.

You know what, I think all this anti-chubster racism just boils down to one thing: good old player hate. Clearly, you haters have not discovered Jesus. Jesus loves everyone, equally — people of all sizes, colors, races, creeds, and credit card ratings. And that’s why I prey to God every day, especially after I bang — “God, thank you for making my life so wonderful, teaching me to love others, and thank you for this new notch.” Let me say it out loud, I’m a Christian player. You want to talk about inner-game? Wait until you let Jesus into your life. Jesus doesn’t discriminate, and neither do I, because we are all God’s children. God showed me that my job is to help the needy, to feed the hungry, because there is an unequal distribution of dick. I’m doing God’s work by being blind to size and serving cream pies, bringing back equilibrium. Feminists, Fat-activists, and everyone ought to remember that the saying “all men were created equal” comes from the Bible, from God. Believe me, I keep the good old book on an accent table near my fuck station, with an extra condom in it for those just in case moments. One day there might be an accident, she might roll over. I want to be sure I go straight to heaven.

Before you go hating on my blog, just remember that I use this blog to preach fat acceptance, love, and total equality — all in the name of Jesus. The least you ladies and fat activists can do is reciprocate with Chubby Chaser acceptance. I’m color-blind, and although I’ve never gone with a girl below 170 pounds, I’ll also say I’m blind to size. This is why I love glory holes.