Finding the Perfect BBW (Big Beautiful Woman)

Black player holding a white BBW

It was a usual Friday afternoon. I was at Costco to stock up, that’s where I usually shop to save money on my food bill.

By the way, let me emphasize this:

Buying in bulk is really a must if you even hope to game BBWs — you gotta feed your bitches and still have money left over to pay your other bills.

Black guy feeding huge white BBW

One time my junk food bill was so high that I didn’t pay my electric bill, and I spent a whole month fucking BBWs with nothing but a flash light and night vision goggles. But that’s another story.

Anyway I was at Costco, and usually I only see two types of women there: ugly ass ethnic women buying sacks of rice, and BBWs buying large quantities of junk food. But wow, there’s so many fatties there that it’s worth developing a new style of game: Costco Game.

Costco is a great place to find BBWs, second only to Craigslist!

That Friday I was pushing my giant Costco cart, breezing through the aisles. I swear to god I wasn’t there to find pussy, but lo and behold there was a woman so big she barely fit onto her motorized scooter — an SSBBW for sure. Her ass was sagging over the seat and damn near dragging on the ground.

I love a woman with a thick ass, and the thicker the better. Too much of a good thing is a GREAT thing for this brother.

While I was getting ready to approach her, running through the lines I’d use in my head, and admiring her huge bottom, she fell over in her scooter. Her massive body weight struck against the giant shelf holding all the heavy creates of wholesale food, with the shelf itself leaning over. An alarmed sounded, and all the kings horses and all the king’s men (all the Costco employees) had to put her back on her scooter again. I didn’t have a chance to run my game on her unfortunately, and so I moved on.

Later I was selecting fine cheeses in the meat and dairy section when I saw a small girl with a surprisingly thick ass, one that just popped out at me as if I was wearing 3D glasses or something. It looked like someone threw a grenade in her pants and the explosion was still happening. Something was up, cause she looked like she weighed a measly 170 pounds. I thought to myself, “how could such a small short woman have such a huge ass and not need a wheel chair?” I was about to go get her one! Being a thick ass lover, I knew had to make my move.

“Excuse me, I’ve got gas. My bad girl.” Was my opening line after I heard her fart.

I often have to wait until a BBW farts to make a move, because they become even more insecure and this ends up being a huge advantage for me to leverage myself. It’s hard for them to act like a bitch when they farted and feel embarrassed about it, and this is also how I show her I’m a gentleman: by taking the blame for the fart right away. As I’ve mentioned before with this tactic, I turn it around, and later make it fun and silly with jokes, “girl, I bet I can fart louder than you.” I turn it into a challenge, a game she has to win.

She got excited, then her eyes started to look teary. I knew I had her where I wanted, because I was the first man to have ever excepted her for who she was underneath all her think white, adipose junk.

Her interest peaked and she started asking me what I do, and noticed I was still in my chef outfit from work. I typically wear my chef attire when I’m out so BBWs know what’s up, and that I can cook for them.

30 minutes into the conversation we were holding hands and I was leading her to the restrooms. As soon as I held the door open for her, she stopped and turned back around. What she said still echoes loudly in my cranium..

“I DON’T LIKE BLACK GUYS, SORRY!”

All my intense feelings and attraction toward her disappeared. I wanted to call her a bitch, but I was too shocked, my jaw dropped and nothing came out.

Racism is pretty rare among BBWs, but sometimes it rears its ugly head. Later that night I shed a few tears thinking about what she had said to me, and how much it hurt my feelings, my dignity, my pride, and honor. Her ass was still wonderful in my opinion, despite her ugly feelings toward capable men like myself that just happen to have a different shade of skin. She got a taste of my big game, while all I got was her racism, man I felt so cheated. 

The truth is that there’s no such thing as a perfect BBW. Just when you think you’ve found one you’ll change your mind pretty quickly.

15 thoughts on “Finding the Perfect BBW (Big Beautiful Woman)

  1. Hiya FClose Frank Hiya Nigel love ur blogs it helped me a lot getting laid with both classy and BBW women thanks u for ur hard work guys

    rascism is a really sad thing especially with these beautiful BBW…

    I guess what they say about the most beautiful women is true : The more beautiful and fat they are the bitchier they are.

    • Glad I could help! Yes, fattier women can be bitchier, man, sometimes they expect you to just feed them the best shit right away. You gotta dick ’em down as quickly as possible, cause their sense of entitlement increases rapidly over time.

    • whaddup vorth sick your gettin that pussy &your welcome bro. for real tho nigels layin down mad good Advice for bangin hella fat chicks.

      check this out if chicks are bein racist just whip out youre dick i heard black dudes got hella big dicks so chicks will check it out &be all like ‘yo vorth you got a hella big dick lemme call my friends” always bust ou t your dick son shit works every time

      unless you got a small dick then dont do it

      • TLW (The Larger Woman) want nothing to do with guys like you.

        You can look, but don’t you dare touch.

        ~Desiree

        • Hey you don’t insult Fclose Frank he knows his shit doesn affraid of anything and bang tons of classy and hot women!!!!

          What do u have to show for urself HUH? U probably wants to be banged by him so thats why you are being evil!

  2. Nigel, I just want you to know that I think your blog is totally disgusting. I’m a bit larger myself, but that doesn’t mean I need to date a sick, misogynistic piece of crap like you! I doubt you sleep with all of these “BBWs” you claim to anyway. Not every “BBW” wants to date a weird looking guy black guy in a chef hat. We have standards too.

    • Stop saying “BBW.” It’s a dumb, misogynist term used almost exclusively by chubby chasers. I’m not going to describe myself using a word that’s been pretty much co-opted by perverted men who size up my entire being by a single physical attribute. Thanks, but no thanks.

      Otherwise, I agree with your sentiment.

      ~Desiree

    • I recommend using the term “TLW” (The Larger Woman). It’s completely without sociosexual stigma, and is gaining popularity within my blogging circles. I coined it myself, actually, in my master’s thesis.

    • U never came face to face with Nigel magical dishes. I’m not as experienced as Nigel but I sure know how to seduce them thanks to nigel blog!

      His chief hat is peacocking for BBW and it freaking works!!!! Did it myself and normal classy girls didnt respond well to hit but BBW were all over me.
      Anyway for classy girls its FcloseFrank and DTFDave that are the true masters!!

  3. What she meant to say is I don’t like “HOODRAT NIGGAs” like you Nigil. Obviously the woman in question had a sense of social dignity and wouldn’t lower herself down to the bottom rung of the social ladder.

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