Fat bitches hibernate in the winter. Pick one and stay warm!

Want to stay warm this winter and save on your heating bill? I certainly do.

                              Hey girl, I got yo snack. ::zip::

It’s getting cold out, and that means it’s time for my dick to snuggle up with some toasty slabs to stay warm. She might be cold herself at first though, until you warm her up with some high friction penetration. We don’t call big girls winter women for nothing.

Big game has its seasons: winter is the driest of them all. As soon as the weather hits below 50 fahrenheit and the birds fly south, BBWs start  hoarding food, feeding, and sleeping. Rather than surrender your big game hustle to circumstance, why not adapt? This is a great opportunity to shack up with a BBW or two. Instead of big game hunting, you gotta shift into big game trapping. This is when you gotta pick ONE and settle down, It’s tough to settle I know, I love diversifying my ass-ets as much as the next big game brother, but you have to slow it down and trap one right before hibernation. It’s hibernate or masturbate and pay for heating. Which one would you rather have?

First thing you gotta do is hit the store and stock up on all kinds of food, especially favorites like cheese puffs and mini-donuts. This is why I buy in bulk at wholesale clubs like Costco. Buying in bulk will cut down your junk food bill, because when you gotta a BBW nesting in your fornication-fortress for the whole winter you’re going to run out quick unless you get enough. I keep an inventory off all my food in a storage room, keeping track of every calorie; around 600,000 calories is good for one BBW. Remember, for BBWs to successfully hibernate they need lots of food. If she gets hungry she’ll leave.

Get on your feeding game, you'll be cooking up a blizzard

       Get on your feeding game, once she gets tired from eating it’ll be easier to lay down some pipe.

Now let’s talk about your place: is it bbw-hibernation friendly? This is one reason why I have a windowless basement in my house (aside from many others…) this way they lose track of night and day. It’s fun and adds to the domination factor, and they love it! If you have the right kind of shelter, luring them into your fuck-palace with food will be a breeze. Logistics are equally important: is your abode wheel chair accessible? Probably not, so get some ply wood and build a fucking ramp. Build it and they will come.

And that’s pretty much it! She comes in because she’s cold and hungry, despite her fatty fleshy layers of insulation. When she smells the food coming from Nigel’s shelter for the fat and hungry, I let her in with open arms. Man, I feel like I’m doing God’s work sometime. It warms my heart. Some other advice: get the BBW into your basement if you have one, that way if she tries to leave she’ll have to climb up a flight of stairs. Once she’s down gettin’ her calories in, over stuffing herself into high fatigue, turn out the lights and tell her you have a twinkie. After that, you’ll be goin’ balls deep in that fat ass all winter.

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10 thoughts on “Fat bitches hibernate in the winter. Pick one and stay warm!

  1. Wow I see you were busy over the Kwanza holiday. Too bad you didn’t put your time to better use. This is probably your lamest installment to date. LMAO

    BTW Nigel, since when does your apartment in the projects come with a basement?

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